Anyway, I am living with four other people. So there are five people in the flat. Four people and me. There are really seven of us, no eight or maybe even nine, if you count the various extras (girl/boyfriends and scores) that live here on and off. Okay, so names and details, here we go.

Flatmates

1. Me - you don't really want to know about me. Since I am the one doing the writing of this then I get to say what goes here and what doesn't, so there.
2. Cat - ice-hockey mad chick, fellow insomniac and occaisional dish washing nagger.
3. Nikki - aka Nightmare Nikki. Spends a lot of her time at her boyfriends house.
4. Dazza - aka Darren the Stallion. Creator of terrible answering machine messages (made one message and it was reported to be so bad that he decided not to create another one) and general hard man.
5. Smeggs - a BJ freak and working girl.

Occaisonal Flatmates

6. Tony - otherwise known as the Tonester. Nikki's boyfriend and law guru.
7. Becky - Apple Crumble, my girlfriend.
8. Smail - Gail, Dazza's girlfriend. If you talk about Gazza then you are talking about both Gail and Darren.
9. Smeggs latest boy - changes weekly, couldn't tell you names as I didn't meet the last one and have forgotten his name (she did tell me).

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